How to Find an American Girl to Marry for US Citizenship

“I want to marry an American girl for citizenship”. This is something I hear quite often from men who are envious of all the women who are able to get a better life through marriage to an American man. While it may not be as easy as it is for a woman don’t let the fact that you have a penis stop you from achieving your dreams.

The first thing is we need to change your mindset. “American girl” is wrong. It’s most likely going to be a woman; specifically an older and most likely corpulent woman. This is the hard part. You’re going to have to sleep with this woman in a convincing enough way that she thinks you really love her. A woman can spread her legs and close her eyes but you have to perform. It’s not easy but it can be done.  Try to focus on something about her that you like. It could be her hair, her smile, or even an earlobe and just focus on that and concentrate. Then use that to imagine you’re with a girl you’re actually attracted to. That will help you. This is absolutely critical because if you can’t perform as a man in bed you won’t be getting a green card.

How to find an American woman for marriage

But let’s not jump the gun. First, you need to find to perform with in the first place. Finding American women isn’t nearly as difficult as it used to be a generation ago. Here are some ideas to meet American women likely to marry you.

  1. Go to the tourist sports of your country where foreign girls go. Your English better be good!! Chat her up and let her know that you’re so in love with her. Your target is going to be an average to below average looking girl that has low self-esteem as those are going to be the most likely to believe you when you tell her that you are madly in love with you after only two dates or so. Be careful messing with young girls though because if she ends up having your child you better believe once you ditch her she’ll still have a noose around your neck in the form of child support payments. Believe me, the US government is very good at going after men that owe child support but refuse to pay. As it should be.
  2. The internet; look for sites where older women tend to go to, Christian Mingle or eHarmony for example. Then you need to just be charming. Tell her how much you love her and that it was an act of God that the two of you met. Your target is going to be an older, most likely corpulent, possibly disabled, lonely woman with low self-esteem. What’s good about an older woman is you won’t ever have to worry about her getting pregnant. She’s also more likely to be established so she meets the income requirements to bring you here.

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It’s not as easy as it seems though. You’re going to have to feign love and sleep with this woman for a minimum of two and a half years. That’s no easy task but it is doable, and that’s the easy part. A lot of guys think the hard part is convincing the woman that you actually love her. Wrong. The hard part is you have to convince the US government your marriage is bona fide and these guys are trained to spot scammers.